Welcome to the Scourge of Tampa Bay!

We are a pack of  narcissistic do-nothings who demand attention. All we do is drink, it is our grand plan to support and lead the young professional community of Tampa Bay by keeping young professionals to drunk to notice the high cost of living, low paying jobs and lack of advancement. Plus we hope the drunks will accidentally reproduce and grow our local YP population. We are leaders because we say so and no one contradicts us. We desperately want to maintain the status quo and hope with docile obedience and generous ass kissing we can advance ourselves without having to work at it. Are you arrogant, lazy, and dumb enough to be part of Scourge Tampa Bay, the scourge of young professionals?




 
Name: Someone we don't care about
Age: Young
Why Scourge Tampa Bay?:       I am incapable of independent thought and action, it is reassuring to be in a group that tells me I am cool for doing nothing. "
 
 

 




Monday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.

Tuesday - Maintain status quo

Wednesday - Whine we are not getting enough attention

Thursday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.

Friday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.

Saturday - We go drinking and call it progress.

When you see Scrounge Tampa Bay remember it is only a PR and marketing program for the chamber and does not reflect the needs or wants of its members or the young professionals of Tampa Bay in any way.