Emerge
Tampa Bay Comis the Scourge of Tampa Bay
- Distract the media from the loss of the young professional workforce in Tampa.
- Distract the media from the failures of the Chamber.
- Distract young professionals from the economy with drinks specials and photo-ops
- Always agree with our lord and masters at the chamber.
- Ignore the economic reality and challenges in Tampa.
- Docile obedience in hope of reward.
- Kiss ass and take names.
- Do nothing yet take credit for everything.
March 6, 2009
Unemployment nears 10% "Our job market is great!" Says Scourge Tampa Bay Chairperson Buffy.
March 2, 2009
Scourge Tampa Bay was forced to reschedule their annual drink fest photo op called "submerge" due to lack of interest and the high unemployment of its members. Chair Person Buffy said "We had to reschedule because we are so cool".
October 26, 2007
Scourge Tampa Bay now speaks for ALL young professionals in Tampa Bay! Chairperson Mindy says "We declare ourselves the leaders of the whole bay, which runs from Bayshore Blvd. to Westshore Blvd. right?"
We are a pack of narcissistic do-nothings who demand attention. All we do is drink. it is our grand plan to support and lead the young professional community of Tampa Bay by keeping young professionals to drunk to notice the high cost of living, low paying jobs and lack of advancement. Plus we hope the drunks will accidentally reproduce and grow our local YP population. We are leaders because we say so and no one contradicts us. We desperately want to maintain the status quo and hope with docile obedience and generous ass kissing we can advance ourselves without having to work at it. Are you arrogant, lazy, and dumb enough to be part of Scourge Tampa Bay, the scourge of young professionals?
When you see Scrounge Tampa Bay remember it is only a PR and marketing program for the chamber and does not reflect the needs or wants of its members or the young professionals of Tampa Bay in any way.
Member Profile
Name - Unimportant to us
Age - Young
Why Scourge Tampa Bay?
I am incapable of independent thought and action, it is
reassuring to be in a group that tells me I am cool for doing
nothing.
Upcoming Events
Monday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.
Tuesday - Maintain status quo
Wednesday - Whine we are not getting enough attention
Thursday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.
Friday - Another boring Committee meeting where nothing gets done.
Saturday - We go drinking and call it progress.